After much study and deliberation, I think I have finally
deciphered exactly what the “dingbats” propose as their platform to govern the
world. While this is rather complicated,
I have summarized it in order to spell out the most important planks.
ECONOMICS: The dingbats don’t actually believe in any
accepted economic theory, except for their one guiding principle. That is expressed as “Trickle Down.” If big business, big banks, and very rich
people are allowed to operate without any form of regulation or restriction,
then they will make scads of money. Eventually,
although really not necessary, some of this will trickle down to the working
class. (Note: the dingbats would really
like to do away with the entire working class, as thee people make a lot of
noise demanding food, shelter and other minimal necessities of life. However, the dingbats realize that they
cannot totally eliminate this class.
After all, somebody has to clean house, mow the lawn and tend the flower
gardens.) We have seen evidence that the “trickle down theory of economics”
does work, at least for the working classes in China, India, Vietnam, etc. This is where the wealthy dingbats have moved
their businesses in order to make even more scads of money.
WOMEN: The dingbat’s
program is simple. “Woman’s place is in
the kitchen, and she should go there immediately after returning from
work.” Being barefoot and pregnant is
optional. The man of the house will make all decisions.
EDUCATION: Extensive education for the masses is totally
unnecessary. For the working classes, a
minimal ability to read, write and do a few sums is all that is required. For the limited middle class that will be
necessary to run the grocery stores, dress shops and other such amenities
important to the elite, a couple years more should suffice. For the children of the elite, of course,
higher education is required to polish their social skills. This will be in private schools, preferably
those with some religious affiliation. This will be funded via a voucher
system. However, this is certainly not
to be considered an entitlement, but more a necessity to insure that the
leaders for the future have the proper foundations.
MINORITIES: Afro Americans and Hispanics are expected to
work in the fields, picking cotton, harvesting grapes or other necessary menial
labor. A great part of this labor will be devoted to completing the massive
fence along our border with Mexico. All Hispanics lacking the “proper” proof of
citizenship will be immediately deported.
VOTING: In general, only the elite (those with some
established income level and/or position of importance) will have voting
rights. Preferably voting should be
restricted to males, as they are the only persons with the necessary
understanding of the complexities involved, but exceptions will be made to
accommodate those females with sufficient income or position. Also, a minimal number of the middle class
will be granted this privilege, but only white males who own property.
TAXES: All taxes, local, state and federal, will be held to
the absolute minimum, especially to those of the elite. The bulk of tax revenue must come from the
middle and working classes. If this does not generate enough revenue to
maintain the essential government services, then other means of revenue will be
found.
GOVERNMENT: Ideally, there should be only a minimum of
government. There are certain functions,
such as fire and police protection, that are necessary to protect the person
and property of the elite. But, many of
the other departments and operations should be abolished. The fact that this will cause many thousand
to suddenly become unemployed does not seem to be a determining factor.
HEALTH CARE: The dingbats are fiercely against the
Affordable Care Act. They will do almost
anything to abolish it. But, they have
yet to say what they want to replace it.
Apparently they believe that nothing is required. They, the elite, all have great medical
insurance, so they don’t have to worry about this. For all the rest, tough!
Medicare and Medicaid are too expensive for the minimum remaining government to
support, so anyone who cannot afford the outrageous policies now available also
cannot go to the emergency rooms, as that is a tax burden. Maybe they should just die by the side of the
road.
NATIONAL DEBT: Not a problem. We’ll just default and tell all our creditors
“tough!” After all, we would have to extract more tax revenue from the elite in
order to pay down the debt. That is a no-no!
ARMED FORCES: We must
have a strong Army! However, this poses
a problem. Armies and Navies, Air Forces, Marines etc. are expensive to maintain. One solution might
be to re-institute the draft. As
government activities are shut down all over America, there will be thousands
out of work. Many of these will be young
and fit enough to serve as perpetual Privates. There will be no promotions as
that would increase the cost. But, after all, our need will be for cannon
fodder. Leadership will come from the
elite.
GOVERNMENT SPENDING:
This must be reduced drastically.
Nothing is sacred. Everything
must be cut, except, of course, for those pet projects by various members of
congress necessary to ensure their reelection.
These will be funded, financed by some source of revenue not yet determined.
If you think all this sounds totally preposterous then you
haven’t been paying attention. Listen to what is being said at the dingbat
fund-raisers, where they are talking to their loyal followers. It is frightening!
